abode begone

Thats it I knew it could not last, I now have to move...I can no longer stay in this lovely house in its perfect location....unfortunetly the door knocking people of a certain religion have found me...and whats more they know my name and will not stop visiting...twice now I have said I am not interested and too busy but oh no apparently this means please visit me as often as you like.
It is all because I just can not be rude to people when they turn up at my door, no matter what they are selling, vacumes or god I will smile at them, listen to thier speal, and even ..yes...even take the pamphlets...I also explain to them very politely but firmly that I am not intersted in said vacume or god no matter how many free dustbins it comes with....its not that I dont believe in a god I just dont feel the need to argue samantics with a stranger on my doorstep.....The latest visit I allowed myself to argue with them in an attempt to drive home the point but this however just encourages them to view me as a challenging oppurtunity for conversion!!!!!!
Finaly when they were leaving they said they would come back and I tried again..."Look" I sadi politely "I really am not interested and do not have time to see you again"
"Oh" they reply sweetly "Well we will just pop in when we are in the area then and we can alk about prophecies"
"What???? No" I say "I really dont have the time and am not intersted"
"Yes we will just swing by when we are passing next...you take care now, look forward to seeing you next time"
and they left...I mean what how oh lord. Now i have decided the easiest way to cope with this intrusion is simply to move house as soon as possible.............damb it I really like it here too!